Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 19
In case any of you are new to the site, let me just say that from time to time I’ve been known to pick on celebs that put on some weight. So you can imagine my surprise when I saw these new pictures of a lingerie clad Adriana Lima. From the looks of it, she’s sporting a few extra pounds, and to be honest with you, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her look better! It’s actually a nice change to see a model at the top of her game who doesn’t feel the need to be stick thin. Hopefully more models will try and emulate Adriana because we don’t need to see another runway skeleton die from anorexia, like we did this week. It’s very sad. By the way, don’t think I’m getting soft on all of you. As soon as the latest batch of bloated Mariah Carey pics come out, I’ll be the first to critique them.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 20
Don’t you hate people that can’t keep their big fat mouths shut? So do I, unless that person happens to be Adriana Lima. Am I the only one that notices that she constantly has her mouth open in pictures? And not “lips slightly parted”� open either. I’m talking wide mouthed, tongue out, and raunchy! I love it. Don’t believe me? Well how do you explain this, this, this and this? What is she trying to tell us with all these suggestive oral displays? Is she just really proud of that supermodel tongue of hers, or could she be hinting that she’s only a virgin from the neck down? Let’s ponder that question while checking out these new pics of her backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 21
It looks like Adriana Lima and her supermodel friends are out shilling lingerie just in time for this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on December 5th. I admit, I’ve never watched the broadcast but I have seen plenty of the past events’ pictures. To be honest, that’s enough for me. I mean, how many times can I watch models walk up and down a catwalk before getting bored. Yes, you heard me. Bored. A guy like me needs — no, demands more! Not much more, but just enough to keep my attention in a world where celebrity sex tapes are everywhere and internet porn is free. Maybe Adriana Lima can use that crazy tongue of hers and use it to do something really naughty to Gisele Bundchen. Oh yeah, that would certainly keep me “up” for the full hour!
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 22
Sometimes I really hate seeing pictures of Adriana Lima. Now before you all start thinking I’m some kind of sexual deviant, eunuch or imbecile, allow me to explain. Looking at Adriana is like looking at a top of the line Ferrari. Both are absolutely gorgeous, but you’ll never be able to afford either. In the end, you’re reminded that women like that don’t date guys like you and me! I guess that would be be better for her anyway. If we did date, that prized ass of hers would be so covered in bite marks, that she’d never get a paying gig again.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 23
Well, it’s that time of year again: when Victoria’s Secret gathers all the test models in the world and puts them on an airplane to film the greatest lesbian orgy ever! OK, we all know that isn’t the case, but one can always dream. Actually, Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Marisa Miller, Selita Banks and company are out promoting their upcoming fashion show, and new Victoria’s Secret lingerie line. Wow, that was a mouthful. Know what else is a mouthful? Izabel’s ass in those jeans. I wouldn’t mind biting into that.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 24
I don’t what it is, but Adriana Lima‘s facial expressions always seem to turn me on. It’s like a porn facial without the mess. Ok, so I know that’s a little dirty but let’s be honest, that’s what you guys think about when you see pictures of Adriana Lima like this, isn’t it? Don’t tell me I’m the only one. Anyway, here she is introducing the latest Victoria’s Secret fragrance.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 25
Adriana Lima is, in the tradition of magazine shoots of buxom mediterranean-looking women, dressed up to look like Sofia Loren in her heyday, with bosoms wherever you look. Some might decry this as hackneyed, we prefer to think of it as classic. We don't read Spanish so we don't even have to pretend to care what the accompanying interview says. However, we're going to assume it says something along the lines of "Ha-wa-wa-wawawawawa".
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 26
Despite the way her name reads, Adriana Lima is not llama. She is also not a lime. You may have already known this, but there is probably one soppy little fella out there, nibbling his fingernails and fretting about how on earth he is going to phrase Adriana's name at prestigious social functions. Well Berty (we're going to call him Berty) you can now talk about Adriana without fear.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 27
Meanwhile on a beach, somewhere sunny and expensive, the lady in question - Adriana Lima - is sunning herself in a bikini and looked sodding brilliant. A little while later, when pictures of her were processed and put up on the internet, a group of feeble men chained to computers in London, would come over a bit flustered. (That's us by the way.)
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 28
All of those preceding events lead us up to here. Today. This moment. Well, maybe not this exact moment, because you might be reading this hundreds of years from now, when you have flying cars and robot pets. If you are then can you shoot someone with a laser just for us. Proper vapourise them, doesn't matter if you get arrested, just jump in a time machine and sort things out.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 29
Actually whilst you're using a time machine can you come back to Wednesday 28 July 2010 at 5:55PM and give us a future burger. Ah here you are now. Right on time. Thanks future man. Mmmmm, this is a tasty future burger we're eating. Nom, nom, nom.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 30
Obviously supermodel Adriana Lima and I have had a love affair for several years now, that’s pretty clear, but I promised her I would keep in under wraps because we wouldn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea. I mean, she’s a supermodel and I’m a celebrity blogger, society says that our relationship is forbidden. Well here she is blowing me a kiss at some Victoria’s Secret fashion night outt, completely blowing our cover. Thanks a lot sweetheart. I’ve got a lot of blogging relationships I need to maintain and now that they know that we’ve got a thing going, that’s all going to change… They’re all going to be over at my house at bath time.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 31
Adriana Lima and Candice Swanepoel met up to rub short silk dresses together, do some really good pouts and launch the new Victoria’s Secret fragrance, ‘Bombshell’, over the weekend. The company’s fragrant fragrance spokesman said of the new smell: “Together, the sparkling fruits are balanced by sultry warmth for a fresh sensuality that is confident, sexy, glamorous and ultra-feminine. We designed this fragrance to be instantly memorable, one of a kind. Just like a Victoria’s Secret bombshell.” Meanwhile, everyone else present just stood there and gawped.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 32
Bombshell joins ‘Victoria, Supermodel’, ‘Body by Victoria’, ‘Dream Angels’ ‘Heavenly’, ‘Victoria's Secret Pink’, ‘Very Sexy for Her’, ‘Very Sexy for Him’, ‘Sexy Little Things’ and ‘Sexual Secret’ on the list of expensive stinks produced by the company. Ten different perfumes is milking it a bit, but if it means Lima and Swanepoel getting all cuddly every time they launch a new one, that’s totally cool. Please, bring the stink. But there’s a decision to be made. If you could take one of the models home with you, which would it be? Adriana ‘set nut sack to self-destruct mode’ Lima or Candice ‘name like a tasty confectionary’ Swanepoel? Put your cards on the table, gentlemen. Ladies, you can vote too.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 33
Yesterday we told you about Adriana Lima's excursion to the beach. Which was obviously very delightful. Well, prepare to be delighted and experience numerous feelings and emotions, some of which might be happiness.* Sadly though, like so many of the angels from Victoria's Secret, Adriana Lima is married and has a child. Which on one hand makes her a MILF, but on the other makes her even more unattainable.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 34
However we do propose a solution, which does involve more time traveling, and a spot of murder in the direction of Adriana's basketball playing husband. But we won't make you do anything you don't want to. But if you do happen to find yourself with a time machine and in a trans-time-dimensional killing spree kind of mood, then you better off her previous romancers Prince Wenzeslaus of Liechtenstein and Lenny Kravitz too. Actually no, don't hurt Lenny Kravitz, he's written some banging tunes. Like this. Anyway, you're here to see pictures not bang on about Lenny Kravitz. If you do want to bang on about Lenny Kravitz. Then go here. Otherwise continue your optical journey to the pictures below.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 35
Adriana Lima was in Miami this week to top up her tan and launch the latest ‘Bombshell’ Fragrance Collection at the Victoria’s Secret store in the Aventura Mall. During the promotion, customers were able to sign up for bombshell makeovers with the VS make up artists while free t-shirts, photos and autographs were the order of the day if you parted with enough cash on in store purchases.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 36
Adriana Lima has been grabbing a lot of headlines this week after posing in the $2m diamond-encrusted Bombshell Fantasy Bra at the Victoria’s Secret Soho store in New York. The Bombshell Fantasy Bra was designed in collaboration with Italian jeweller Damiani and consists of over 3,000 jewels and took 1,500 hours for six craftsmen to complete. All that money and hard work and the first thing I’d want to do it pop the hook and toss it on the floor…
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 37
When your trade is looking hotter than the sun, as it is for 29-year-old Lima, you have to keep yourself in good condition. Which is way it’s taken two shakes of lambs tail for Lima to get back into cover gracing shape after giving birth to her first daughter Valentina Lima (What?). Here the Victoria’s Secret mega-babe is on the cover of V Spain’s ‘Sexy Body Issue’ which features 50 of the hottest bodies in the world, live ones we imagine. Lima appears on the cover in nowt but a little cardigan, and looks in fine figure. Though you have to wonder what it will be like growing up with a mum like that, bringing boyfriends home will be a nightmare. Just having them gawping at your mum all day. And if she has a son next? Well, that’s a different problem all together…You can see more of Adriana on her profile page.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 38
Adriana Lima is not technically Spanish. Well, she's not at all Spanish, on account of her being from Brazil. But the Victoria's Secret model does an excellent impression of someone both Spanish and almost illegally hot in Spanish Vogue. So well done to her.
Adriana Lima Latest Hairstyles 39
Adriana Lima is, in the tradition of magazine shoots of buxom mediterranean-looking women, dressed up to look like Sofia Loren in her heyday, with bosoms wherever you look. Some might decry this as hackneyed, we prefer to think of it as classic. We don't read Spanish so we don't even have to pretend to care what the accompanying interview says. However, we're going to assume it says something along the lines of "Ha-wa-wa-wawawawawa".
Visit Design This Design That for Daily Updated Hairstyles Collection
